Scott’s Chocolate Box Tea-towel

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Scott’s Chocolate Box Tea-towel

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It’s just like that box of choccies your great-aunt gave you last Christmas that went straight back to the re-gifting cupboard, despite the fact you’re pretty sure you gave it to her in the first place five years ago — nobody asked for it, and it smells a bit funny, but you’re stuck with it for another few years. You’d get rid of it, but it’s a bloody bother, and last time you threw one out mid-year you just ended up with something worse. (Okay, yes, perhaps the metaphor is a little stretched.)

This tea-towel may contain traces of bigotry and zealotry. Wash in a gentle, upper-class cycle with whites only.